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		<title>75 Percent of Oklahoma Students Can&#8217;t Name the First President</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 17:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shea</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot tell a lie,  Oklahoma is a disturbingly stupid state.  75% of OK high schoolers have no clue that some dude named George who&#8217;s face is smeared all over the funny green paper in their pockets was our first President and not just some funny guy with a wig.
Stay classy red states.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I cannot tell a lie,  Oklahoma is a disturbingly stupid state.  75% of OK high schoolers have no clue that some dude named George who&#8217;s face is smeared all over the funny green paper in their pockets was our first President and not just some funny guy with a wig.</p>
<p>Stay classy red states.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?S=11141949">75 Percent of Oklahoma Students Can&#8217;t Name the First President &#8211; NewsOn6.com &#8211; Tulsa, OK &#8211; News, Weather, Video and Sports &#8211; KOTV.com |</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nasty Whiffle Ball Pitching</title>
		<link>http://www.dwot.com/2009/03/02/nasty-whiffle-ball-pitching/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shea</dc:creator>
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I&#8217;ve seen some nasty wiffle pitching, but this is insane.  I present to you the Whiffle Pedro Martinez.
Sick Whiffle Ball Pitcher Video.
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<p style="text-align: left;">I&#8217;ve seen some nasty wiffle pitching, but this is insane.  I present to you the Whiffle Pedro Martinez.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.break.com/index/sick-whiffle-ball-pitcher.html">Sick Whiffle Ball Pitcher Video</a>.</p>
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		<title>Kick to First for the Out</title>
		<link>http://www.dwot.com/2008/03/29/kick-to-first-for-the-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 02:25:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shea</dc:creator>
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Wow.  I don&#8217;t know how this wasn&#8217;t the #1 play on Sportscenter.  Absolutely insane.
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<p style="text-align: center;">Wow.  I don&#8217;t know how this wasn&#8217;t the #1 play on Sportscenter.  Absolutely insane.</p>
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		<title>11 Personalities Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 22:30:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>shea</dc:creator>
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For those planning a Super Bowl party this weekend, here&#8217;s a list of those you can expect to try to derail your shindig.  Go Pats!
Usual Suspects: 11 Personalities Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party &#124; Cracked.com
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<p>For those planning a Super Bowl party this weekend, here&#8217;s a list of those you can expect to try to derail your shindig.  Go Pats!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_15846_usual-suspects-11-personalities-guaranteed-ruin-your-super-bowl-party.html">Usual Suspects: 11 Personalities Guaranteed to Ruin Your Super Bowl Party | Cracked.com</a></p>
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