I cannot tell a lie, Oklahoma is a disturbingly stupid state. 75% of OK high schoolers have no clue that some dude named George who’s face is smeared all over the funny green paper in their pockets was our first President and not just some funny guy with a wig.
Stay classy red states.
I’ve seen some nasty wiffle pitching, but this is insane. I present to you the Whiffle Pedro Martinez.
Wow. I don’t know how this wasn’t the #1 play on Sportscenter. Absolutely insane.
For those planning a Super Bowl party this weekend, here’s a list of those you can expect to try to derail your shindig. Go Pats!