Ever wonder what the opposite of Jumping the Shark is? Turns out it’s “Growing the Beard” in reference to Commander William T. Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle…
Comparing the absurdity of popular religions? Here it is, the stupid, the crazy and even Scientology in a handy grid.
schadenfreude (shäd’n-froi’də) n.
1. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Anonymously shared public misery in convenient packaging, silently judged by the insane democracy of the interwebs.
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