Jump the Shark / Growing the Beard
Ever wonder what the opposite of Jumping the Shark is? Turns out it’s “Growing the Beard” in reference to Commander William T. Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation. And now you know, and knowing is half the battle…
Popular Religions Reference Manual
Comparing the absurdity of popular religions? Here it is, the stupid, the crazy and even Scientology in a handy grid.
MADATOMS – POPULAR RELIGIONS REFERENCE MANUAL by Tim Saccardo – Artist: Edwin Servaas.
F My Life Convenient Schadenfreude
schadenfreude (shäd’n-froi’də) n.
1. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
2. http://www.fmylife.com/
Anonymously shared public misery in convenient packaging, silently judged by the insane democracy of the interwebs.
THE FUCKING WEATHER
Brilliant, and safe for work as long as the title passes. The most brutal, simple and minimalistic weather site on the web.
Abandonia
Beat Gears 2? Need a break from WotLK? Get your retro-gaming on and check out the stockpile of nostalgic titles available at Abandonia, the leading catalog of Abandonware games. With classics like Jagged Alliance and Terminal Velocity, Abandonia has got what you need to slake the retrogaming urges and maintain a healthy and balanced gaming diet.
Marry Our Daughter
“Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.”
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” —Mrs. James P
You Fell Asleep Watching a DVD
It’s a little late, you’re bored, so you pop in a DVD, an old favorite you know cold like Reservoir Dogs or Shaun of the Dead. Maybe you crack some brews, maybe you enjoy some herbal refreshment. The next thing you know, it’s 2:52 AM, the TV has been blasting horrible menu music for 3 hours, and your neck hurts from falling asleep at an with your head against that damn couch arm. It’s happened to all of us, and it’s captured perfectly at You Fell Asleep Watching a DVD. And if you to never have awoken in this predicament, you’re either a damn liar.