Thanks to Keith for the heads up on another little bit of schadenfreude glee. texts from last night is a handy archive of all those texts you have probably woken up to regret. With such nuggets as:
“(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.”
“(323): I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.”
and of course
“(512): I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.”
schadenfreude (shäd’n-froi’də) n.
1. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
Anonymously shared public misery in convenient packaging, silently judged by the insane democracy of the interwebs.