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404 Excellence with Marvin the Paranoid Web Server

shea — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 14:30:05 +0000

Sorry that I couldn’t fetch you that page,
can’t find it,
tried a couple times,
nothing helped…
Such things make me quite depressive…_

You see, I’m just a web server…
one of the most powerful in the world
…or so I was told…
but yet I fail to get what you want…
Just don’t try to blame me, I can’t help it
I mean, I don’t even know you._

404 Not Found – Funny.

Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold

shea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:12:45 +0000

Brilliant and sadly almost believable. The Onion is only getting better with age.

Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Coen Brothers Clean Coal Ad

shea — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 02:01:54 +0000

The Coen Brothers, of the Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, Barton Fink and many other movies have put together an ad to dish out a little reality on the notion of clean coal. Good stuff.

YouTube – Clean Coal Air Freshener

No Son of Mine Plays Oregon Trail Like That

shea — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:09:06 +0000

“Listen, son, we need to have a talk. This isn’t going to be easy for either of us. You are not my son. I’m sorry, I know this will come as a blow to you. But the fact is, no son of mine plays Oregon Trail like you do.”

Simply brilliant.

Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues

Marry Our Daughter

shea — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 16:05:05 +0000

“Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.”

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” —Mrs. James P

Marry Our Daughter

Take On Me: The Literal Version

shea — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:08:30 +0000

This is a far, far better version of Take On Me. Pipe Wrench Fight!

Take On Me: The Literal Version – CollegeHumor video

Simpsons Health & Safety Posters

shea — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:31:55 +0000

These Simpsons Safety Posters kick ass. Glad to see Homer still understands what it means to be the Safety Inspector.

Simpsons Health & Safety Posters « Think Safety Signs Blog

Head of Skate

shea — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:44:36 +0000

Sarah Palin’s Improbable inclusion on the Presidential ticket, if it were a Disney movie, rather than an insult to the intelligence of the American people.

Sarah Palin Disney Trailer – CollegeHumor video