Sorry that I couldn’t fetch you that page,
can’t find it,
tried a couple times,
Such things make me quite depressive…_
You see, I’m just a web server…
one of the most powerful in the world
…or so I was told…
but yet I fail to get what you want…
Just don’t try to blame me, I can’t help it
I mean, I don’t even know you._
Brilliant and sadly almost believable. The Onion is only getting better with age.
The Coen Brothers, of the Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, Barton Fink and many other movies have put together an ad to dish out a little reality on the notion of clean coal. Good stuff.
“Listen, son, we need to have a talk. This isn’t going to be easy for either of us. You are not my son. I’m sorry, I know this will come as a blow to you. But the fact is, no son of mine plays Oregon Trail like you do.”
“Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.”
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” —Mrs. James P
This is a far, far better version of Take On Me. Pipe Wrench Fight!
These Simpsons Safety Posters kick ass. Glad to see Homer still understands what it means to be the Safety Inspector.