404 Excellence with Marvin the Paranoid Web Server
Sorry that I couldn’t fetch you that page,
can’t find it,
tried a couple times,
nothing helped…
Such things make me quite depressive…_
You see, I’m just a web server…
one of the most powerful in the world
…or so I was told…
but yet I fail to get what you want…
Just don’t try to blame me, I can’t help it
I mean, I don’t even know you._
Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold
Brilliant and sadly almost believable. The Onion is only getting better with age.
Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Coen Brothers Clean Coal Ad
The Coen Brothers, of the Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, Barton Fink and many other movies have put together an ad to dish out a little reality on the notion of clean coal. Good stuff.
No Son of Mine Plays Oregon Trail Like That
“Listen, son, we need to have a talk. This isn’t going to be easy for either of us. You are not my son. I’m sorry, I know this will come as a blow to you. But the fact is, no son of mine plays Oregon Trail like you do.”
Simply brilliant.
Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Short Imagined Monologues
Marry Our Daughter
“Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.”
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” —Mrs. James P
Take On Me: The Literal Version
This is a far, far better version of Take On Me. Pipe Wrench Fight!
Simpsons Health & Safety Posters
These Simpsons Safety Posters kick ass. Glad to see Homer still understands what it means to be the Safety Inspector.
Head of Skate
Sarah Palin’s Improbable inclusion on the Presidential ticket, if it were a Disney movie, rather than an insult to the intelligence of the American people.