I cannot tell a lie, Oklahoma is a disturbingly stupid state. 75% of OK high schoolers have no clue that some dude named George who’s face is smeared all over the funny green paper in their pockets was our first President and not just some funny guy with a wig.
Stay classy red states.
Burritos are an excellent food, however, some of you are apparently just going a little fucking crazy with the scope. Anyone who has tackled a Moe’s Homewrecker can tell you that the foot long burrito is a probably about as large as a burrito should ever aspire to be. The NASCAR Cafe in Vegas, however, has apparently missed this crucial memo and just introduced a 2 foot, 6 pound monster of a burrito. This only begs the question, why?
Brilliant and sadly almost believable. The Onion is only getting better with age.
This has got to be the most complex multi-part handshake ever right? How long have they been working on this? Was this the first time they busted it out, or had they been working on it live for weeks? Regardless, this is bad ass.
Cause everything is better in metered form! Dear Linux, gaming please now, thanks?
The mobile phone industry, kings of blatant consumer rape. Sure, we all know the perilous traps of Early Termination, suspect “fees”, mysterious “charges”, and horrendous customer service, but the real hot poker in the eye is the wild and wacky world of Text Messages. Wired does a nice job of breaking down the costs to the carrier ($0) and the vile micro-transaction model that rakes in the cash for carriers.
Without a Face is a Houston based one-man whose new tune “Nickelcrap” accurately channels the idiocy and douche-laden shittiness of Nickelback, with some more literally lyrics. Tremendous stuff. Hit the link below for the interview, if you want to cut straight to the tune, click here.