So sure, September gets all the hype for bringing back TV shows from the doom of repeats and summer-crap-faire, but more and more of the stuff you actually want to watch is creeping further into the calendar. Like The Venture Bros, the best animated insanity on the tube, which doesn’t drop it’s Season 4 until bleak November. Hopefully this trailer can placate the maddening hunger for more of Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer’s brilliant absurdity. Go Team Venture!
Seriously? You’d have to be fucking insane to lay down on a motorcycle on the highway and text, especially given the way traffic is driving around them. This guy must hang out with the Saudi’s from the slipper coasting video. The commentary is pretty damned hillarious though.
Burritos are an excellent food, however, some of you are apparently just going a little fucking crazy with the scope. Anyone who has tackled a Moe’s Homewrecker can tell you that the foot long burrito is a probably about as large as a burrito should ever aspire to be. The NASCAR Cafe in Vegas, however, has apparently missed this crucial memo and just introduced a 2 foot, 6 pound monster of a burrito. This only begs the question, why?
Oh, crazy fundamentalists and their insane world views. Funny to read about, terrifying in person. Enjoy the insanity from a safe distance kids.
I am a born again Christian. Why is this a problem for people????! I have a house that’s MINE and I PAID FOR IT. I also have a basement apartment for rent. It’s a great space for I’m charing very little for it, $480 monthly, for the right tenant. I know it’s ILLEGAL to require a Christian in the apartment, against the human rights. That’s why I NEVER put this in my ad. Why then does it keep getting taken down?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man who enjoys some Bacon from time to time. It’s good on top of a cheeseburger, wrapped around a steak or a scallop, next to some french toast or even all by it’s lonesome. However, my uses for Bacon never extended past consumption. I certainly never thought of it as the raw, unprocessed substance of fashion. But someone looked down at it’s delcious crispocity and said “Wait! Don’t eat that! I want to make a hat out of it!”.
Ah, PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Longtime dwot’ers might recall the numerous articles of evidence that PETA is full of people who are a little disassociated with reality. Here’s a new entry into the annals of PETA’s insanity. PETA has sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream urging them to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk. Need I say more? Welcome back PETA, you nutjobs. It’s been a while.
Now, I’ve seen some odd tattoos and body mods over the years, but this is a first. Breast implants to top off the sexy lady tattoo on your leg. Now that is commitment.