The Origin of Futurama’s Bender?
The likeness of the robot in the Above cover to Futurama’s Bender is too striking to be a coincidence. To top it off, an prototype Bending Unit worked on by Prof. Farnsworth in a later Futurama episode bears even more resemblance. Just some interesting Futurama info for you to enjoy while celebrating the series apparent return.
Note to Morons: Injecting Lubricant into your Face is Fucking Stupid
It’s pretty stupid to fork over wads of cash to have some doctor inject deadly toxins into your face. What’s even more stupid however, is deciding that the foolish part of the previous equation is the doctor part and proceeding with an entirely DIY home cosmetic procedure. “Its very frightening, its very embarrassing having to be in public”, I agree, it’s frightening and embarrassing the level of idiocy one finds walking around in public.
This Is Sparta Techno Music Mix
Just in case the Picard Song didn’t torture you enough, Chris thought this would be appropriate additional torture. Or, at the very least, payback for exposure to the Picard Song.
The Picard Song
My brain screams in agony at the pain inflicted upon it by the above video. Like any decent malicious netizen, I now knowingly subject you to the same torment. Share the misery!
Mythical Creature Dishes
Trying to find that perfect recipe for tonight? Dying to find the perfect prepartions for Yeti or Chupacabra? Search no further for your mythological or cryptozoological epicurean kicks, The Mythical Creature Dishes Guide has simple recipes for “Unicorn Shish Kabob”, “Phoenix Foie Gras” and perhaps my favorite, “Yeti Spaghetti with Pegasauce”. Delicious.
texts from last night
Thanks to Keith for the heads up on another little bit of schadenfreude glee. texts from last night is a handy archive of all those texts you have probably woken up to regret. With such nuggets as:
“(614): Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.”
“(323): I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.”
and of course
“(512): I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.”
Awesome.
Nice seats Dead in Buffalo. h…
Nice seats Dead in Buffalo. http://twitpic.com/3qjrl
Snakes on a Plane – The TV Edit Fail
Wow. Isn’t this proof enough that censorship is a far greater evil than the bogeyman that is profanity? This sort of unintelligible malfeasance is certainly more damaging to young minds then the simple motherfucking reality of the matter.
YouTube – Snakes on a Plane – The TV Edit – The famous line.