St. Patrick’s Day Vader
Vader knows how to spend St. Pat’s, with a frosty Guinness, in this truly badass desktop wallpaper.
2′ 6 lb Burrito Insanity
Burritos are an excellent food, however, some of you are apparently just going a little fucking crazy with the scope. Anyone who has tackled a Moe’s Homewrecker can tell you that the foot long burrito is a probably about as large as a burrito should ever aspire to be. The NASCAR Cafe in Vegas, however, has apparently missed this crucial memo and just introduced a 2 foot, 6 pound monster of a burrito. This only begs the question, why?
F My Life Convenient Schadenfreude
schadenfreude (shäd’n-froi’də) n.
1. Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.
2. http://www.fmylife.com/
Anonymously shared public misery in convenient packaging, silently judged by the insane democracy of the interwebs.
Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold
Brilliant and sadly almost believable. The Onion is only getting better with age.
Fort Knox Receives $85 From Cash4Gold | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
Coen Brothers Clean Coal Ad
The Coen Brothers, of the Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou?, No Country for Old Men, Barton Fink and many other movies have put together an ad to dish out a little reality on the notion of clean coal. Good stuff.
AT-AT Boom Box
The awesome of AT-AT Imperial Walkers and the retro cool of boom boxes combined into a Voltron of win.
Bioshock Little Sister ADAM Syringe
That’s one hell of a DIY ADAM Syringe, but I guess you gotta be ready if you’re taking a trip into Andrew Ryan’s failed Rapture.
Quake Live Beta
Quake Live, the free-to-play, web-based shooter, developed by FPS legends id, has been released into Open Beta. Now, I’d hit you with some impressions, but I’m currently 11017 deep in the queue. I guess that means there’s some sort of a market for this sort of thing. I’ve previously played Battlefield Heroes, EA’s own beta attempt at the web-based shooter and was left unimpressed. However, id certainly has the chops to pull it off. id’s prolific resume include FPS-defining franchises like Wolfenstein, Doom and Quake.
Speaking of FPS’s, Team Fortress 2, the long-awaited sequel to the original Quake and Half-Life mod is only $10 on Steam this week. If you haven’t played this game, pick it up it’s well worth it, you’d be hard pressed to find a better multiplayer FPS on PC. And, of course, after you fire it up, hop on the dwot TF2 Server and enjoy some quality FPS action.
