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Without a Face is a Houston based one-man whose new tune “Nickelcrap” accurately channels the idiocy and douche-laden shittiness of Nickelback, with some more literally lyrics. Tremendous stuff. Hit the link below for the interview, if you want to cut straight to the tune, click here.
“Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.”
“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!” —Mrs. James P
Brilliant, accurate and dare I say, finteresting?
Don Reisinger of CNET’s Digital Home breaks down the reasons why CNN’s hologram election gimmick was a sham.