How to Take a Sick Day When You’re Not Sick
So maybe a little time wasting isn’t quite enough for you. Maybe you need an entire delicious day off to do with as you please. Asylum has you covered with a handy guide to taking a sick day when you’re not exactly under the weather.
With their six simple tips, you’ll be enjoying a little personal time on the company dime. So start working on your most sickly and pathetic voice acting and book yourself a little faux-cation for next week. Just remember, miles don’t come off the odometer by simply driving in reverse, and watch out for that vindictive sibling.

