These Simpsons Safety Posters kick ass. Glad to see Homer still understands what it means to be the Safety Inspector.
Word is, the long rumored, long thought to be impossible, Led Zeppelin reunion tour is on. Hold out Robert Plant reportedly agreed to join his former bandmates and the son of late Zeppelin drummer John Bonham on an arena tour in 2009.
UPDATE: Or maybe not… Robert Plant’s website now claims that after his current tour with Allison Krauss, the Zep singer will be too fatigued to embark on another tour for at least 2 more years. Thanks for crushing our dreams Mr. Plant.
Sarah Palin’s Improbable inclusion on the Presidential ticket, if it were a Disney movie, rather than an insult to the intelligence of the American people.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man who enjoys some Bacon from time to time. It’s good on top of a cheeseburger, wrapped around a steak or a scallop, next to some french toast or even all by it’s lonesome. However, my uses for Bacon never extended past consumption. I certainly never thought of it as the raw, unprocessed substance of fashion. But someone looked down at it’s delcious crispocity and said “Wait! Don’t eat that! I want to make a hat out of it!”.
Note to Self: Never, repeat, never seek medical treatment in Kentucky.
Ah, PETA, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Longtime dwot’ers might recall the numerous articles of evidence that PETA is full of people who are a little disassociated with reality. Here’s a new entry into the annals of PETA’s insanity. PETA has sent a letter to Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream urging them to replace cow’s milk with human breast milk. Need I say more? Welcome back PETA, you nutjobs. It’s been a while.
Oh, Cracked, how we love your magical lists. Today, Cracked brings us 8 Classic Movies that Got Away with Gaping Plot Holes. Having just watched Plot Hole: The Movie, or X-Files 2 as most people know it, I found this one pretty damn good.