Stoners + Parachute + Cop = Hillarity
Hilarious video, as long as you can get past the jackass commentary. Fortunately this version overlays the most annoying laughter with a pleasant and appropriate bit of musical accompaniment.
YouTube – Re: 4/20 Parachute Stoner Dash (Yakety Sax Benny Hill theme)
An Open Letter From Mario To Nintendo

Mario really has had a pretty rough deal from Nintendo over the years. Nintendo’s poster boy is clearly the hardest working man in video games appearing in what seems like at new game every other week. Dig into his labor woes in open letter form.
Padded Lampposts are the First Sign
From Engadget today we have word of padded lampposts being implemented, to safeguard fucking idiotic distracted pedestrians from injury due to accidental collision. Not really a good sign for our collective intelligence when we can’t handle walking down a street without hurting ourselves. Idiocracy, here we come!
Padded lampposts for distracted texters being tested in London – Engadget
